Me and my Boss

ME and MY BOSS :-)



When I do good, **
my boss never remembers,* *
When I do wrong,* *
he never forgets*

When I Take a long time to finish, **
I am slow,* *
When my boss takes a long time, **
He is thorough**


When I don't do it, **
I am lazy,**
When my boss does not do it,* *
he is busy,**

When I do something without being told, **
I am trying to* *
be smart,* *
When my boss does the same, **
he takes the initiative,* *
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When I please my boss, **
I am apple polishing,* *
When my boss pleases his boss, **
he is cooperating,*

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When I make a mistake, **
you're an idiot.* *
When my boss makes a mistake, **
he's only human.*

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When I am out of the office, **
I am wondering around.* *
When my boss is out of the office, **
he's on business.*

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When I am on a day off sick, **
I am always sick.* *
When my boss is a day off sick, **
he must be very ill. *

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When I apply for leave, **
I must be going for an **
interview* *
When my boss applies for leave, **
it's because he's **
overworked*