Duck decoys, fishing rods, boots -- outdoor gear of all kinds was piled high in the garage. One day a guy found his wife staring at the mess. "He hope he die first, so he don't have to get rid of all this," she sighed.
"Look on the bright side," he suggested. "If I go first, you can put an ad in the paper. When all the men come by to check out the stuff, you can pick out a replacement for me."
Still staring at the pile, she said, "Nah. He wouldn't be my type."
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